I started this article in the hope of unearthing some comedy genius out there, turns out there’s a gap in the market. I didn’t actually find one funny joke – so instead I decided to collate the 5 worst camp counselor jokes for you to regale to your new camp counselor friends in an ‘ironic’ way…
#5 Bit fishy
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!
Counselor: Are you choking?
Lee: No, I’m serious!
#4 When will it end?
Camp Woodland put on a show with a happy ending.
Everybody was glad when it was all over!
#3 Wish you’d drop off…
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
#2 Show off
Ellen: I’d like to be in the camp show.
Show Director: Have you ever acted before?
Ellen: Well, my arm was once in a cast.
The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week.
I didn’t worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.
And there you have it – the countdown of the worst camp counselor jokes, ever.
Know any more? Or at least some funny ones?